Last week my toilet mysteriously clogged. The toilet paper was not missing. Daniel has been getting into toilet paper trouble lately. Then a few days later–Friday–Amanda’s son, Caedmon, asked where the soap was… Well, I think that solved the mystery. I had a full bar of Lever 2000 on the counter. A full bar. I think it’s pretty safe to assume the Lever is what is causing the trouble. Here it is 10 days later…or so…and the toilet can only be used for peeing. The toilet paper isn’t a problem; it’s bio-degradable. But in order to get it flowing even a little bit, I have to use a sink hose to shoot hot water down it. Every few days it stops again. I shoot hot water down and it eases up a little. At this rate, it’ll never be right again.